In the new episode of our “educational” series The Audit, Dave, Josh, and their study-buddy Kate Willett dive into the final installments of George W. Bush’s MasterClass, including an 18-minute lesson on cold wax painting (which, to be honest, might be the only valuable thing that Dubya talks about during this entire series).

Dubya’s final two lessons, “Prioritize What’s Important,” and “Happy are the Painters,” can only be described as “a celebration of bullshit.” Dubya relays some fun drinking stories, teaches everyone about the Turd Blossom, and expounds on his love of painting. Is it possible this was all just a sham? A charade to whitewash the record of one of America's worst war criminals? Listen and find out!

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